Independence 1776 - Unisex Muscle Tank holdenville Curved white rounded retro text

Curved white rounded retro text reads "YOU AXOLOTL" arched above a cartoon axolotl in peach-pink with pink feathery gills

Running for office without a platform or any awareness that Wang Chi did all the heavy lifting is peak Burton energy

Featuring the mastermind himself with abstract blueprints in the background

a brief chapter in Texas minor league history

giving the city its earliest taste of organized baseball

Independence 1776 - Unisex Muscle Tank holdenville Curved white rounded retro textThomas Jefferson wrote the most important breakup letter in history and somehow became the guy your drunk friend quotes at a barbecue. Founding Fathers rolling in their graves is basically a renewable energy source at this point. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I GAVE THEM BITCHES" above a white halftone portrait of Thomas Jefferson flanked by "17" and "76." Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE