Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Classic Foam Trucker Hat mob it drew the city's power

it drew the city's power brokers and elite

yellow text reads "SATURDAY JAN 18

a brown bowling ball

A favorite destination for both entertainment and relaxation

with a circular emblem containing the number "30

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Classic Foam Trucker Hat mob it drew the city's powerCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads