Swingers - Always Double Down - Unisex Tank Top commando Santa's catchphrase being three repetitions

Santa's catchphrase being three repetitions of 'ho' was always suspiciously on the nose for a guy who watches people in bed all year

" with bold distressed white text below reading "ASSHOLES

Oregon Trail taught an entire generation that manifest destiny ends not with a bang but with violent diarrhea

" Large distressed white block letters read "CLEANING SERVICES" with a smaller line below reading "All Problems Solved

This shirt is outrageous

Swingers - Always Double Down - Unisex Tank Top commando Santa's catchphrase being three repetitionsDoubling down on eleven is Vegas gospel when Trent's the one preaching it. Nobody questions the man who's so money he doesn't even know it. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Cartoon portrait of Trent in a white open collar shirt and dark vest, drawn with slicked back dark hair and a serious expression. Yellow cursive script reads "Always" above bold red marquee style block letters reading "DOUBLE DOWN," with small dot details lining each letter. Two