Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon Circular portrait of Scott Howard

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

Distressed stencil-style text in olive and cream reads "EM-50" with "URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE" directly beneath

Inspired by Stripes

with heavy grunge texture worn into the letterforms

Inspired by Spaceballs

Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Maroon Circular portrait of Scott HowardCaffeine dependency rebranded as a simple recipe instruction is the most honest self assessment anyone has ever put on their chest. Calling it "just add" implies the rest of the ingredients were already there, which is generous. The Details: White minimalist coffee cup on a saucer with two wavy steam lines sits centered at the top. Distressed white heavy sans serif uppercase text reads "INSTANT HUMAN" below. Smaller white mixed case text reads "Just