Thiccolas Cage - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Arched white retro serif text

Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

Repping Lo Pan's import/export front is the ultimate loyalty test

Distressed white block text reads "MERRY" across the top

Inspired by Kevin from The Office

Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans

Thiccolas Cage - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Arched white retro serif textPutting a famous face on a curvaceous body next to a stripper pole is the kind of artistic vision that belongs in a museum nobody wants to admit they visited. Somewhere, a search history is being cleared. The Details: Golden yellow illustration depicts a man's face composited onto a curvaceous figure gripping a vertical pole, surrounded by small sparkle accents. Bold golden yellow chunky sans serif text below reads "THICCOLAS CAGE." Fit & Fabric: