I Don't Work Here - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_fletch Arched green serif text reads

Arched green serif text reads "SHENANDOAH" above a distressed green circular emblem depicting a vintage baseball batter mid-swing

while Bodhi stands to the right in a coral shirt with blonde hair

Small town teams like this one were the backbone of postwar baseball

White silhouette figures in a left-to-right evolution parody progress from a hunched ape through four increasingly upright hominids

Inspired by Scarface

I Don't Work Here - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_fletch Arched green serif text readsKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined