My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Women's T-Shirt classic California is a souvenir from

California is a souvenir from a roller rink in a town that technically stopped existing in 1956

Inspired by Dune

carrying the pride of the San Joaquin Valley on every dusty diamond

Before Brooklyn even reached the major leagues

with the letter "O" replaced by a stylized orange incorporating Burton Mercer's face and green leaves

My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - Women's T-Shirt classic California is a souvenir fromListing mahogany and leather bound books as credentials is the mating call of a man whose confidence vastly outpaces his self awareness. Somewhere a Pottery Barn catalog weeps with envy. Inspired by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. The Details: Arched golden yellow distressed uppercase sans serif text reads "MY APARTMENT SMELLS OF" curving over larger golden yellow decorative serif text reading "Rich Mahogany" in a vintage lettering style with