George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_os Being the world's okayest neighbor

Being the world's okayest neighbor means your lawn is alive but not thriving

Somewhere a boyfriend just saw this and quietly deleted his text

Blue hand-lettered text below reads "WINSTED

Four little plants in cute pots doing more swear word laundering than an accountant in the Cayman Islands

Do not fear the reindeer

George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_os Being the world's okayest neighborFounding a nation requires steady hands, but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one. Democracy was always a drinking game with better PR. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "GEORGE" above a stylized pop art portrait of George Washington in a blue coat, yellow vest, white cravat, and white powdered wig, holding up a red and white can labeled "BEER." Straight distressed white block text below reads